January 2011
263 posts
Joke: Give up before others do first?
A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I’m going to retrieve it.” The old farmer replied. “This is my...
Every saturday morning I'd wake up to telling...
I do know I mean alot to you. But I’m not doing well today, tonight. You seem you’re at your wits’ end already. It hurts me to see you say things in such desperation. And it tells me only one thing, ‘gwen, you should really get out of his way…’
I very much want to switch off my phone tomorrow. I’d help you buy Shirline’s present. Leave it at your...
The best part of a relationship, is getting to...
I know this is going to be hard to happen for me.
It’s okay.
corioliver:
- Tegan Quin
16 foods to help you sleep, and you'll... →
TEEHEEEWEEHEEHEE
GWENDALYNN: I'm so happy today.
GWEN: Why?
GWENDALYNN: Because...
GWEN: Hurry say.
GWENDALYNN: TEEHEEHEEWEEHEEHEE bye
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
“Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you and misses you. Because one...”
– (via otherfilthystories)
“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via kari-shma)
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
– Oscar Wilde (via kari-shma)